By DJ Khalid
Does anyone know what happened to DJ Khalid? Last we heard, he was around back when Justin Bieber was a thing. Maybe the two of them went the way of the dinosaurs, and we’ll never have to hear the obnoxious screaming of his own name at the start of every record. Good riddance.
Anyway, DJ Khalid is only semi-related to the text exchange here. This person’s brother asked them to come to pick him up because he was too intoxicated to operate a motor vehicle. When asked for his location, he simply told his sibling that Location by DJ Khalid is an awesome song. That’s nice, but where are you?!