You Don’t Say
People just love to give advice even when no one asks for it, don’t they? This OP had just walked out of Ikea with a brand new plant when a random man actually stopped to tell her that she should water it or else it will die. Well, you don’t say!
Even if this was her very first plant, we’re sure she knows that she needs to water it. Everyone knows that because it’s something we’ve all learned as kids. She pretty much shut him up by telling him that she was planning on burning it anyway, so it’s all good. Hilarious!