Telling His Mom
Even as adults, sometimes there’s nothing more terrifying than your mom finding out about something. Moms are some pretty powerful women, and even the nicest ones can make themselves pretty scary if they have to be! So why stop at blocking when we could have the world’s most powerful forces on our side?
With all that the internet seems to know about us these days (we’ve all gotten those ads about something we just mentioned in conversation), it seems like they definitely could make this feature. And imagine the damage it could do. Who needs blocking when you can push a button to notify his mom?