He’s A Rescue
Your twenties are the most glorious years of your life. It is when you are single, staying up all night, and drinking at parties is the purest form of joy. However, that’s not something that you can do once you are married to the love of your life you met at one of those parties.
Why you may ask? Well, you cannot do those wild things because you don’t want to spoil the image of your spouse in front of your friends. You cannot afford to make your wife look bad by misbehaving or else she would compare you to a rescue dog.