Got Hemorrhoids
Marriage is a miraculous thing. When you get married, plenty of things that you were too embarrassed to discuss with your significant other become pretty normal. Everything becomes transparent and all of a sudden there are no more secrets.
When we say everything, we mean it, from your bathroom schedules to your love life. So, when it is time for some loving action with your other half, there is no need for any excuses. You can simply tell them if you have hemorrhoids or if you are feeling gassy.