How Do You Sleep So Fast?
This tweet makes us laugh out loud because it is highly relatable, at least for married folks. When you get married, it becomes illegal to fall asleep before your spouse does or to sleep without letting the other person know about it.
Well, the newly married might be thinking how come this doesn’t happen to us? Give it a couple more years. Once you notice your spouse getting annoyed over you falling asleep faster than them, congratulate yourself because you have made it to that phase of marriage.