Sorry, Can’t Share
Married men would know what this next post is about. Due to some holy universal rule, your wife can share things that you own, but you can not share her stuff, especially it’s the food you are dealing with. And since you can’t have a happy life without a happy wife, you better be careful.
When you go to a restaurant and you order your food and your wife orders hers. Always keep in mind that your wife has the permission to eat your food as well as her own but that’s not the same for you. Smile and keep eating in silence.