Marinara Alert
Kids are known for vomiting at theme parks, for obvious reasons. Whether they’ve overeaten sugar or rode one too many rides, they’re prone to getting sick. One day, a Disney employee noticed a massive puddle of puke marinara sauce in front of Big Thunder Mountain. They tried to contain the area so others wouldn’t step in it. Their attempts were noble, but unfortunately, that didn’t help one guy.
This guest happened to be wearing all white and was sprinting toward the ride. You probably know where the story is going from here and can’t help but cringe. The employees tried to warn him, but he decided to ignore them and jump over the trash cans. Poor choice sir. He slid directly into the marinara and shrieked. As disgusting as that is, it serves him right for not listening. Hopefully, he had some Oxiclean detergent at hand.