Almost too latte
Here, we have another non-life-threatening situation that could have ended up in total disaster, at least to this person’s taste buds. Instead of popping in a disposable container of coffee grounds, they accidentally placed a tub of Domino’s ranch in the espresso machine. Nothing wakes you up and causes you to vomit more than a mug of steaming-hot ranch in the morning!
With their sixth sense kicking in, the OP decided to check on the coffee container one last time before hitting the brew button. And it’s a good thing they did, too. No amount of steamed milk and sugar will remove the lingering taste of warm, runny ranch.