I AM GROOT
Teachers can be pretty cool, you guys. Case in point, this teacher who assigned their students with a writing task. They had to create a resume from the perspective of a Marvel character. Many kids went with Captain America, Hulk, and Spidey. But one kid realized that the fastest road to success is the road with the fewest obstacles.
This intellectual decided to write their task from the viewpoint of Groot. As everyone who’s watched the 2014 cinematic Guardians of the Galaxy, Groot only says one thing over and over again. What are your past work experiences, Groot? I AM GROOT. Genius…