A humpy dumpy ending
As little kids, the last one to do anything would be a rotten egg. You remember that playful saying right? Whether it’s the last person in a pool or the last person to reach the finish line. If you came in last, you would be an egg that is far past its prime.
One time, one person from a group of friends told everyone that the last one in the pool was a rotten egg. He was on the edge of the pool and immediately jumped. As for the friends, not wanting to be a rotten egg, they didn’t make a dash for the pool. So, by default, the first kid in the pool was also the last. Ha-ha!