50 People Who Learned Lessons the Needlessly Hard Way

Here’s one rule that’s virtually impossible to break. You can’t step on the grass if there is no grass to begin with. There are tiny blades of grass sprouting here and there, so maybe the landscaper is trying to grow them long enough for a lawn combover or something. That’s the only explanation we can think of.

Also, while we’re here, we should also tell you not to go swimming on this lot of gravel. No skateboarding or skiing either. And don’t even think the authorities will let you off with just a warning if they catch you scuba diving on this dry piece of land.