Never gonna lose my keys
The tiniest, most insignificant objects can go missing at any time. One such object that is never in the last place you put it are keys. It can be double-frustrating if you use those keys to keep your suitcase locked. So, to overcome this problem, this woman did the only thing that made sense to her (at the time).
She locked her keys in the very padlock that the keys open. In other words, the padlock was completely useless, and she had to purchase another set. Good job. We hope you learned a lesson, young lady, but we hope even more that you didn’t.