The Last Number
This woman’s five-year-old accused her of being “old.” Mother responded with a hint of indignation. “How old do you think I am?” “The last number,” the kid retorted. What a comeback. What a legend. He’s already destined for greatness at only five years old. Nobody wants to be the last number!
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Now, even if you’re a teenager chatting with a five-year-old, they’re going to think you’re ancient. Everyone is ancient to a five-year-old. Even if society at large doesn’t deem them to be old, the young whippersnappers will think otherwise. We love a brutally honest kid who doesn’t have time for filters.