True Horror Stories
Dining out at a restaurant is a pretty huge deal for introverts. They mainly order Uber Eats to bring them the sustenance they need to survive, so dining out is a once-in-a-lifetime experience for most introverts. But if you’re a jerk and really want to ruin their night out, pretend like it’s their birthday.
Make sure the waiting staff know that you’re there to celebrate your introverted friend’s one year closer to the grave. When the waiting staff comes out with a cake and candles, the look of horror on your friend’s face will be priceless. Also, don’t do this; this is cruel and unusual punishment.