Stick Around for 30 Minutes
Seriously, how many introverts actually go to parties? We thought you guys would rather stay at home all night and play with your cats! There are so many memes about introverts going to parties that we’re not even sure they’re truly introverts! That’s right—we’re gatekeeping introvertedness!
Anyway, assuming this guy is a true introvert at heart, whenever they go to parties, they spend most of the pie thinking about when it’s okay to leave. A portion of the pie is spent eating (probably pie), while a tiny sliver is spent talking to the person who dragged them to the party in the first place.