“Hey, can I ask you something?”
This guy had to serve a 25-year sentence in prison for a crime he didn’t disclose to a community college biology class. The thing that stunned him the most after getting out of prison was how Lego sets changed. He didn’t hold anything against Lego for making Harry Potter and Star Wars sets, but he was utterly confused.
Then he told his class to grow yams and held a trial for one of the student groups’ murdered yams. Yeah, this story is straight out of Community. We don’t know whether this is a true tale or not, but we’re going to assume that the OP was a troll. We’ll let it slide since we’re huge Community fans!