Ramen for dinner?
This story is a pretty funny one. After serving four years in jail, the OP’s brother took a shower (presumably barefooted) and ran his feet across the carpet. We hope he didn’t touch any doorknobs, otherwise he’d experience a shock of a lifetime (get it?!).
When asked what he wanted for dinner, he was up for anything. However, he didn’t mind making Ramen noodles for the family. You know Ramen noodles, the stuff that grocery stores sell for around 15¢ a packet? The stuff that broke college kids (redundant) eat three times a day? The stuff that you wouldn’t willingly eat when there are other options available? Yeah, this guy would settle for Ramen for his first dinner out of jail.