Too many options
Earlier, we read that ex-convicts became overwhelmed by the seemingly infinite snack and shampoo options. This woman, who had just gained her freedom after four years, almost had a panic attack when she stood in the lotion aisle. Most men could probably relate. Lotion is lotion, after all.
But with so many options to choose from, including lotion for dry skin, sensitive skin, scented lotions, healing lotions, and so on, anyone would want to clutch their knees and go fetal. And it’s not like shopping online is any better. There are even more lotion choices on the internet! It’s bonkers…