Take your time
It’s the simplest things about freedom that can excite an ex-prisoner the most. For instance, this guy’s dad, who had spent a few years in jail, was over the moon about how he could sit on the john for as long as he wanted. Well, at least until someone came knocking and told him to get his cheeks of the crapper.
It’s no secret that jail cells don’t allow much privacy. The stainless-steel toilet is right there in plain view, and your cellmate has no choice but to hear your bodily noises and sniff your bodily odors. At home, you don’t have to worry about any of that!