You can’t have a Whopper and eat it, too
If you search jail food on Google, you’ll see what kind of grub those poor souls eat every day. Yeah, we wouldn’t wish that kind of punishment on our worst enemies. And unless you’re loaded, you can’t just trade for snacks and delicious-tasting food. You learn to live with the bland grub they force down your throats.
When this guy got out of jail, he was jonesing for a Whopper from Burger King. Even though he was starving, he could only take two bites of it before putting it down for good. Guess prison food ruins your appetite if you eat too much of it.