Welcome to Austin
In case you ever wondered what they do in the south – the answer is right in front of you, proudly posted on a random Texas restaurant sign – they eat cheese, drink local beer and wear tight pants (they forgot about the cowboy hats, but okay). Basically, everything we had in mind. Honestly, it sounds pretty good to me. The only problem is, I’m not sure the cheese and beer part go too well with wearing tight pants.
We know that over in Texas they aren’t big fans of eating healthy, but beer and cheese every night sounds hardcore even for them. It also seems like they forgot to mention one last, important thing – “watch football.”