He’s taking over
You feed it, you take care of it, and God knows how much of your hard-earned money you have spent on the timely veterinary visit. All this for the traitor to take your place at your dinner and your girl the moment you turn around. The girlfriend seems to have quite some good time with the long-haired, golden-eye allure.
We know that the guy is kidding here, but watch out pal, we would keep an eye on the cat if we were you.