Tarzan: The Manscaping Ape
Don’t you find it annoying that Tarzan’s only hair is the tresses on his head? Here’s a guy who’s been stuck in the jungle since he was a baby and still has no body hair. Come on man, a guy like Tarzan would literally have a beard cascading to his knees, even hair on his toes.
Maybe Disney had enough of hairy beasts so they opted out of furry and made Tarzan a manscaping ape with sex appeal instead.