Bambi: Twitterpated
Remember that spring in the movie Bambi, when all three of the main characters figure out they like girls? We didn’t know what it was back then, but we do now. The movie’s animals called this becoming “twitterpated.” Flower, the adolescent skunk gets hit hard with a kiss and goes stiff as a board.
He gets all bright pink and rigid in a very awkward way. What was Disney thinking? You don’t need sex 101 to figure that out.