Sorry Keenen
Any person reading this note would feel sorry for Keenen and they should because this is one of the worst things to say to the person you are breaking up with. We all try to make people laugh, especially the people we love, but there is no guarantee that it works every time.
Sometimes no matter how hard you try you can end up sounding like Keenen, and that’s just not good. So their partner decided to shut down their comedy efforts by leaving this brutally honest breakup note. What a sad day for an aspiring comedian.