Free Candy!
As children, we were always taught never to talk to, accept anything from, or even go near strangers. Especially not the ones who go around town driving a white van… It was all good advice, but we’re not completely convinced that only people that drive around in white vans are the kind of people who would do bad things.
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This is what our parents imagined how every white van looked to us as children. A big sign saying “Free Candy” and another beside it, reading “Free Puppies,” the only thing was that there were bloody hand prints all over the exterior. We know this is just a joke, but it is rather terrifying, in all honesty.