Oh, Anthony…
We’ve been keeping your suspension too long now. So here’s what went down. We;re here to tell you what you’ve probably already guessed: it really was Anthony himself who almost ruined his own big day. Not a jealous MIL. Not a bridezilla, or a toppled cake, or even rowdy guests. It was all Anthony!

But that still doesn’t answer the question of how! Well, we’ll tell you, of course, but first we want to go on the record and say that we think Anthony has more luck than brains! Let us know if you agree.