97 Hotrod
One theme you’ll find common among many of the lawn mowers on this list is that they look more like racecars than lawn mowers. That’s actually pretty much the case. You see, there are actual lawn mower racing competitions for some reason, and 40-plus-year-old dads everywhere trick their lawn mowers out to be the fastest they can possibly be.
This person added a number 97 onto the side and front of his lawn mower. He also gave it fire decals because they make the lawn mower go faster, we think. We wonder whether 97 Hotrod actually won anything.