Hipsters Everywhere
Now, don’t get us wrong. We don’t hold anything against hipsters. People are more than welcome to wear $1,000 jeans that look like they came from the Stone Age, sport beards that go all the way down to their crotches, and make artisanal cheeses in the middle of their basements.
But when you walk around with a literal typewriter to the middle of the airport, we’ve got a problem. It’s not that you’re not allowed to work on the screenplay that no film studio will ever purchase, but the annoying tik-tik-tik-ing of the keys, as well as the sound of the sliding bar really gets under our skin.