Thank you for the description
If you’re going to hang a wall ornament in your home, why not hang the weirdest one you can get your hands on? In this person’s case, it was a piece of wood with the text, “Piece of wood hanging on the wall,” that they hung on the wall. Very descriptive.
While you’re at it, you might as well get decals for your car, telling everyone that you’re driving a car. Get a shirt with the text “Shirt” on it. Name your pet cat Cat. If you clean the bathrooms of a hospital, change your name to Jan Itor and tell people you’re from Sweden.