omg
To this person’s credit, pregnancy tests and thermometers look quite similar. However, how you use them is completely different. You urinate on the end of a pregnancy test, and you stick a thermometer into your mouth or under your armpit. We sure hope this person didn’t get them mixed up.
Of course, this is a troll post, seeing as how nobody would believe that they’re having one-third of a kid. Well, we hope that’s the case, otherwise humanity is doomed. Is it possible for humans to carry 99 babies in a single pregnancy? Probably not, but then again, we’re not ob-gyns.