I’m begging you, please don’t take my van
If you don’t get this license plate, we can’t be friends. It’s an homage to Dolly Parton’s hit, Jolene, which is a song about a woman named Jolene with auburn hair and emerald eyes who can steal a woman’s man just with her looks. It’s a pretty catchy song, and if you have 2 minutes and 41 seconds to spare, you should check it out.
Admittedly, this picture isn’t as weird or inexplicable as others on this list, but it does put a shine on our face, knowing that people still listen to Jolene. I’m begging you, please don’t take my van!