That’ll be two pats and a “good boy”
As for this doggo, it looks like it’s ready to sell dangerous weapons to anybody that comes into the shop. If you’re wondering what the dog is doing behind the counter, isn’t it obvious? It’s trying to sell its products so it can bring home the bacon. Probably real bacon since dogs love the stuff.
Never in our lives did we think we’d ever see a dog manning the cash register and selling all sorts of ancient weaponry. However, this is a dog-eat-dog world, and everybody, human and canine, has to do what it takes to make a living. Good boy.