Why White Shirts Are Terrible
There are several reasons to wear a white shirt. If it’s hot outside, then your white shirt will reflect more of the sunlight away from you instead of absorbing heat like a dark-colored shirt would. However, there’s one huge downside: they stain easily. It’s impossible to wear a white shirt in public without getting it dirty.
This person felt risky one day and ate a plate of sunny-side-up eggs while sporting this white shirt. Out of nowhere, the yolk dripped from his fork and landed right under this cardinal, making it look like the bird is pooping. Wear a bib next time.