Be the Traffic Cone
This is one huge coincidence that’s too perfect to be true. We imagine this guy saw a bunch of traffic cones, went back home, and put on his most traffic-cone-looking outfit in his wardrobe. What other reason would there be to put on an orange and white outfit while walking toward a road construction site?
Perhaps he’s trying to blend in with his surroundings. He doesn’t want anyone knowing where he is or seeing where he’s going, so he’ll just stand perfectly still until the cars pass. If that’s the case, then you must have an IQ of 1million, traffic cone man.