Energy Pastries
What are the odds that a man wearing a COOKIE shirt would sit next to a man wearing a MONSTER jacket at a bar? Unless they’re good friends, which they probably are, seeing as how close their elbows are. Look, we’re not trying to say anything about anything, but dudes don’t usually sit that close unless they’re the best of buds, or something else.
We sort of get why the man on the right is wearing a Monster jacket. It’s because he’s a huge fan of the energy drink, even though it’s scientifically proven that it’s just water and green. But who walks around with the word “cookie” written on their back?