Someone’s Getting Sued
There’s something very, very wrong with this shirt. You’re supposed to machine wash it cold? Why would you do that when warm and hot water can get rid of germs and bacteria much more easily than cold water? Also, what in the world is “cool ironing?” Is that an homage to Iron Man because he’s so cool and stuff?
Just in case you didn’t actually notice, the real crime with this t-shirt is the MARVEL brand. The last time we heard, Superman, whose logo is stamped all over this shirt, is a product of DC Comics. You know, the comic universe that’s trying and failing to compete with Marvel in the cinematic universe?