Yes, You Do
What kind of inconsiderate person would wear a shirt like this and not think of themselves as evil? Yes, your shirt makes us look and feel fat. And to add insult to injury, you’re wearing it while riding on a yacht. Meanwhile, we have to waddle our fat selves onto a subway every morning and apologize profusely to everyone we accidentally bump into with our love handles.
But can we address a more important issue here? Why does the ocean appear more ocean-y through the glass than it does from above the glass? And everything, including this woman’s outfit, is blue as heck.