Slide! SLIDE!
One time, having an Apple device meant you were super-popular and super-rich. Today, when people see others with an iPhone, they think, “Man, that person is a sheep.” We love iPhones and Androids, and we don’t judge anyone on what phone they use. Except for VIVO. Man, those phones are bad.
Out of all of the things this woman could’ve had printed on her chest, she went with “slide to unlock.” Seriously? Unlock what? Your evil heart? Your ill intentions? No thanks, we’re going to leave you locked, at least for now. We don’t need more evil spilling into this accursed world.