The Triangle State
Look, we’ve never been to Texas before, though it’s definitely on our bucket list. We’ve heard a lot of good things about San Antonia, except for their huge bat problem. Despite not knowing a single thing about the Lone Star State, we’re fairly certain that it’s not a triangle.
There’s a triangle that juts down toward Mexico, sort of like an upside-down camel, but that’s pretty much it. Is there something that we’re missing here, or did the person who came up with this t-shirt also never visit Texas? Also, what’s so hipster about being a triangle state? This t-shirt is beyond confusing.