The cigarette in the concrete in the tape dispenser
There’s quite a bit to unpack here. This guy got a tape dispenser that, when broken, revealed that it was full of concrete. But that wasn’t the weirdest part! Inside of the concrete was an old cigarette butt that has been there for nobody knows how long.
It’s safe to assume that the germs on the cigarette are long gone. Still, how did it get there in the first place? Maybe the tape dispenser was a few ounces off of its standard weight, so an employee, thinking on his feet, placed his old cigarette in there. Sounds plausible and dumb at the same time.