The pawn in a queen costume
Being the lowliest figure on the entire chessboard, we can see why this pawn decided to play dress-up as a queen. Queens can move front and back, left and right, and even diagonally across boards, whereas pawns can only take two steps forward from their original position.
We know absolutely nothing about chess other than it’s a “sport” that tests our abilities to read the future. Also, you can turn your pawns into queens if you move them across the board and into enemy territory. However, odds one of your opponent’s pieces will be waiting to consume the newly-crowned pawn before it gets to move.