28. Egg rolls
Parents want to be involved in our lives as much as possible. Contrary to what teenagers might think, it’s not to make our lives miserable, but simply because they love and care about us, and want to make sure we’re doing okay. But this modern age of technology allows parents to step a little too far in our lives, as this text demonstrates.

Smartphones allow them to constantly keep track of where we are, contact us and share their opinion, even if nobody asked for it. I’m sure this mother has the best intentions, and that the egg rolls are great, but asking the guy if he likes kids on the very first date is simply bad advice.