Dear Future Husband
If you have been searching for your very own desperate housewife, look no further. This is the woman for you. She is ready to commit to raising your blood pressure and lowering your bank account. She will put up with your lying and cheating as long as you provide her with a stable life.
Sounds like every little girl’s fantasy. She is devoted to spending her time finding new and interesting ways to drive you insane till death do you part. Are you ready for your kind of sort of happily ever after? If this is what you are searching for, how bad have your relationships been?