Look No Further
What a way to sell yourself. No need to bother with trying to impress people with your intellect or your charm. Just wait until that perfect person who has little to no standards finds you. How low are your standards anyway? Are you sure that they…
It will be a match made in heaven. I know she will be even more impressed when you show up for your date in that outfit. Do you carry the sword with you on dates too, because that is sure to leave an impression? Who is ready for an afternoon of LARPing that you will never forget?