24. Father of the year
This is dad humor at its finest. He might not be kidding, however – I’ve heard stories of fathers who picked up the wrong kid at school, because they all look too similar to one another. Imagine how many mistakes of this sort could have potentially happened before we could text our children when we pick them up.
Or did he mean that he texted the wrong kid? This is the sort of dad humor that is both obvious and hard to understand, and the kid of dad jokes we get enough of as it is – the last thing we need is to have it evading our phones, but it was only a matter of time until this happened.