25. Lightly fried fish fillets
Lightly fried fish fillets sound good anytime of the day, even in the middle of the night. Some people get inspired to write in the middle of the night, and others get inspired to cook in the middle of the night; we’re not here to judge, and it was nice of this father to offer his son to join him, but this makes for one of the weirdest conversations I’ve ever seen.
Keep in mind that this is all taking place in the middle of the night, and this father has typed “lightly fried fish fillets” about four times. That’s probably the weirdest thing about this conversation – why not just say ‘fish’ and go back to sleep?