Free chapstick
When you get a free gift, it’s like a little pick-me-up in your day. Something nice that you didn’t have to pay for is always good. Companies like Burt’s Bees are known for being eco-friendly, so not only is it free, but you can also rest assured that you’re supporting people who care about the planet.
Except when it arrives in a bag that could hold your entire head, instead of one that is actually chapstick-sized. The only possible explanation was that this was the only envelope left, but surely you could take a trip to the store and get a smaller one while you were out posting.