Catching rays
We all know that finding the right place to catch some sun and build up your tan can be tricky on a crowded beach. No one wants to be the one stuck under the shadow from the nearby parasol or laying on the sand next to the kid’s basketball game. Once you find your perfect spot, you stick with it.
Unless you discover that your perfect spot happens to be where someone is about to have a funeral. Then you move immediately, once they politely ask you to give them their space. Unless you’re this woman, then you sit in the middle of the funeral, in your bikini whilst a family grieves their lost loved one.